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| SPACEFOR | Our daughter Buffy entered the family Beast with Seven Heads, Fido, in neighborhood pet show. Things got a bit out of hand when Fido ate the Hardman's two rottweillers. Mr. Hardman was angry at first, but one look from the beast settled him right down. Fido has that effect on people. I think they can sense his gentle and loving nature. The pet show ended soon after the sad event, but Buffy and the beast came home with every prize available. They even won the bird division trophy. We're very proud of our little girl. She worked extremely hard polishing all ten of the beast's diadems. She also taught him how to beg. |
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| SPACEFOR | Last Thursday, The principal at the middle school Bob Jr is attending gave me a call. He said that Jr has been trying to create a single government for all the grade levels. What's more he's been demanding that the other children submit their social security numbers to him, so that he can keep track of them all. I guess those father/son days at the office really made an impression on him. The principal seemed to be upset about Jr's actions. I told Jr about it. He said he'd take care of the him in the morning. It appears that he did just that. From what we were told, Jr walked into the principals office, hit him with a stun gun, and branded him on the butt with our family mark, the number 666. I was so proud. The school sent the cops, but once again, Fido's charm won them over. They didn't even complain while Jr heated up the old marking iron. |
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